The Scottish Parliament - this explains so much.

#1
We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

This section o wir wabsite introduces ye til the information that is tae haun on wir wabsite in Scots.
Walcome til the Scottish Pairlament wabsite

Wah or No Wah? :)

Is there a Welsh equivalent?
 
#2
Not a wah. I teach kids who talk like this! Scots and Doric (the North East accented version) are actually spoken by far more people than Gaelic yet it gets no funding or support which speaks volumes about the Gaelic mafia.... 80)

Fit lik the day loon?
 
#4
Although yon section o the wabsite is in English by its lane" -- and forby yon, ye mebbae canna unnerstan the focker, Jimmy.

As we say here, "your taxes at work."
 
#5
That's got to be a fcukin' p1ss take? Surely?

I live in an area where the natives speak like that but actually writing in the vernacular is something new to me.
 
#9
ABrighter2006 said:
We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

This section o wir wabsite introduces ye til the information that is tae haun on wir wabsite in Scots.
Walcome til the Scottish Pairlament wabsite

Wah or No Wah? :)

Is there a Welsh equivalent?
Cynulliad Cenedlaethol Cymru
Cynulliad Cenedlaethol Cymru yw'r corff cynrychioliadol sydd â phwerau i lunio deddfwriaeth mewn meysydd sydd wedi'u datganoli. Mae ganddo chwe deg o aelodau etholedig, a'r Senedd yw ei fan cyfarfod.

yup...its just like that porrdgey shite...i can't make out a single bloody word!!! 8O
 
#12
Fits aw the stooshie, div fowk nae ken fit the loons an quines ur oan aboot. Its jist aboot time the Doric goat recognised, canne be deen wi awe this fashin about
 
#13
Eh? Loons=blokes right? Quines=birds right? Ken=bloke that fits windows right?

Fcuk knows what the rest means.
 
#15
Hmmm. Publishing official documents in the way the language is spoken by the people governed? Shock flippin' horror.

Now if you'd criticised the shite that comes out of the place rather than the form it comes in, I'd have a bit more sympathy. This just sounds like whinging.
 
#16
It's like Oor Wullie.
 
#17
Fit like . when I work in Londinium no one seems to under stand me , and I do try to keep the doric out of my conversation, and when I come home to Aberdeenshire , no one understands me either.


WW
 
#18
wheelchairwarrier said:
Fit like . when I work in Londinium no one seems to under stand me , and I do try to keep the doric out of my conversation, and when I come home to Aberdeenshire , no one understands me either.


WW

Had the same problems when I was stationed in london
 

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