The Scotch pie and ginger fur factory. Investors invited

TheIronDuke

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#1
Turns out that we have donated sixty billion pounds to two banks. And Gordon Brown, a Scotch, encouraged the theft, and never told us.

The banks?

RBS and HBOS. That, stripped of its filthy Scotch lies, is Royal Bank of Scotland, and Halifax Bank of Scotland

Tony Blair is Scotch. So are the Krankies.

Now, I am the first to admit that the Scotch are amusing. Reading the life expectancy statistics on a diet of salt, sugar, alcohol and saturated fats is a hoot; and fat, ginger spotty stupid kids on the telly are always good for a giggle, but enough is enough.

The Duke of Cumberland did not march 300 miles north in lashing rain, with his piles playing him up, for a bunch of vertically challenged skirt wearing wife beaters to take the piss 300 years later.

Case for the prosecution rests.

Seal the borders and lets set up a pie factory, to feed our English citizens in the recession.

And a ginger fur factory to supply Vivienne Westwood with ginger fur.
 
#2
Sorry but you are stupid!!!!!
Where in England can you get a decent Killie Pie??????
 
#6
leveller said:
263A said:
Sorry but you are stupid!!!!!
Where in England can you get a decent Killie Pie??????
We own Buckfast :wink:
8O Killie not crappie :lol: :wink:
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
Werewolf said:
Put down the bottle. Step away from the keyboard. :roll:
Shant wont and you cant stop me (insert emoticon of your choice)

Do you subscribe to the theory that Cockermouth got twatted because God bought the B.2 bomb aiming system and Glasgy was the real target?
 
#10
TheIronDuke said:
Werewolf said:
Put down the bottle. Step away from the keyboard. :roll:
Shant wont and you cant stop me (insert emoticon of your choice)

Do you subscribe to the theory that Cockermouth got twatted because God bought the B.2 bomb aiming system and Glasgy was the real target?
Oh, all right, I might as well play... :D

The truth is that Brown is actually a highly-skilled practioner of Black Magic. He is, in fact, Sauroman to Madelson's Dark Lord Sauron. Brown's spell - you did'nt really think that much rain was caused by global warming did you? - was just a field test for the ultimate plan: the total distruction of London.

Once the Capital is distroyed(sometime around Xmas)Brown will relocate Parliament to Scotland and rule what's left of England and Wales from there. :twisted:

The Tartan Riech will last for a thousand years! :plotting:
 
#11
The truth is that Brown is actually a highly-skilled practioner of Black Magic. He is, in fact, Sauroman to Madelson's Dark Lord Sauron. Brown's spell - you did'nt really think that much rain was caused by global warming did you? - was just a field test for the ultimate plan: the total distruction of London.

Once the Capital is distroyed(sometime around Xmas)Brown will relocate Parliament to Scotland and rule what's left of England and Wales from there. :twisted:

The Tartan Riech will last for a thousand years! :plotting:[/quote]


Wow !! I didnt know that

I knew there was something dodgy about that fecker
 
#12
TheIronDuke said:
And a ginger fur factory to supply Vivienne Westwood with ginger fur.
Jeezus tonight man, if you wanted a ginger fur factory, you should have let me know.

If that slag touches my dog though, she loses her face, and legs. The arms you can keep. :D :D
 
#14
BiscuitsAB said:
JoeCivvie said:
Scotland - proud inventors of porridge, the World's only gray food.
Could be worse, could be Dwarf bread.
I think they prefer to be called Little People. FWIW. :threaten: :mrgreen:
 
#15
TheIronDuke said:
Turns out that we have donated sixty billion pounds to two banks. And Gordon Brown, a Scotch, encouraged the theft, and never told us.

The banks?

RBS and HBOS. That, stripped of its filthy Scotch lies, is Royal Bank of Scotland, and Halifax Bank of Scotland

Tony Blair is Scotch. So are the Krankies.

Now, I am the first to admit that the Scotch are amusing. Reading the life expectancy statistics on a diet of salt, sugar, alcohol and saturated fats is a hoot; and fat, ginger spotty stupid kids on the telly are always good for a giggle, but enough is enough.

The Duke of Cumberland did not march 300 miles north in lashing rain, with his piles playing him up, for a bunch of vertically challenged skirt wearing wife beaters to take the piss 300 years later.

Case for the prosecution rests.

Seal the borders and lets set up a pie factory, to feed our English citizens in the recession.

And a ginger fur factory to supply Vivienne Westwood with ginger fur.
Corrected that for you for factual errors :) We don't have citizens we are subjects :p
 
#16
G.B., RBS and HBOS are Scots or Scottish not Scotch. Scotch is the dirnk.

As for the Krankies they are just wierd. Who in their own mind gets their wife to dress up as a little school boy?
 
#17
JoeCivvie said:
Scotland - proud inventors of porridge, the World's only gray food.
Stop for a second and have a look at the middle of the "sausage" rolls in your next horror-bag. Or if you are a rich geezer have a look at what's in the middle of any Ginster product. Us porridge wogs may have invented grey food, but the mighty Ginsters strides the globe as the colossus in the purveying of gelatinous grey goo.
 
#18
Oh no. The English are upset. Again .. :D

We graciously agree to join with you, we even let our King take over your monarchy so that it will have a gene pool deeper than a puddle, we found your Bank of England, we invent your national costume, we staff your army AND do most of your fighting for you. All that and then you kick up because it costs you a few quid a few years down the road.

I tell you .. that's the last fcuking time we do you lot a favour .. :wink:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#19
scruff_2 said:
G.B., RBS and HBOS are Scots or Scottish not Scotch. Scotch is the dirnk.

As for the Krankies they are just wierd. Who in their own mind gets their wife to dress up as a little school boy?[/quote]

And what is wrong with that? Have you no imagination? No sexual urges?
 
#20
didn't you all grab shares in RBS when they were at 12pence ????
instead of whinging aabout the "loan" you could also have made a tidy profit. just wished I'd cashed them in at 60p 'cause they're back at 37p today. still thats 2 grand profit, so mustn't grumble. must be the Scotch in me when there is money involved
Thank you all!!!!! :D
 

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