Turns out that we have donated sixty billion pounds to two banks. And Gordon Brown, a Scotch, encouraged the theft, and never told us. The banks? RBS and HBOS. That, stripped of its filthy Scotch lies, is Royal Bank of Scotland, and Halifax Bank of Scotland Tony Blair is Scotch. So are the Krankies. Now, I am the first to admit that the Scotch are amusing. Reading the life expectancy statistics on a diet of salt, sugar, alcohol and saturated fats is a hoot; and fat, ginger spotty stupid kids on the telly are always good for a giggle, but enough is enough. The Duke of Cumberland did not march 300 miles north in lashing rain, with his piles playing him up, for a bunch of vertically challenged skirt wearing wife beaters to take the piss 300 years later. Case for the prosecution rests. Seal the borders and lets set up a pie factory, to feed our English citizens in the recession. And a ginger fur factory to supply Vivienne Westwood with ginger fur.