The Scarey One

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Negligent-Discharge, Jan 5, 2013.

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  1. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    It's TSO's birthday today. She revels in her Arrse reputation for being a mong and quite likes the rather strange attention she gets.

    Please wish her a happy birthday and I'll read them to her s l o w l y.

    Thanks in advance.

    ND
     
  2. I wish her Happy Birthday and look forward to seeing her tits and any other bare skin bits.
     
  3. I thought you were planning to murder her for being horrible.
     
  4. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Nah, I gave up on that. She has a certain novelty and entertainment value. Watching her last night after a bottle and a half of Merlot was rather amusing.
     
  5. In that case I think you owe us some tit and arse shots of her, in compensation for wasting our time.
     
  6. Happy birthday to her, but you know the rules......😉


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  7. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Okay lads, you'll have to wait until tonight's lunacy starts though.
     
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  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    So a quiet morning for you then?
     
  9. Give him a nosh.
     
  10. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    Make sure all the difficult words are spelt out fo-net-tick-a-lee.
     
  11. Can she tell the time too?

    Happy Birthday, old luv.
    Now arn't you feeeling a bit warm there?
     
  12. Do you really want to go down that route?

    Reminding her that she is yet a year older? Not looking as young as she did yesterday!

    Soon you'll be taking her to a car dealership to get her use to the idea of trading in for a younger model!

    Just remember when she requires a walking stick add a 2p to the bottom every week to give her the impression she is shrinking. Just be mindful she does not notice and smack you around the noggin with it when it's going to cause most pain.

    Other than that happy birthday to her.


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  13. What did you buy her?