The ScaleyAlbereto Fat Munters Thread (NFSFW)

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This one can keep me happy this weekend.
 
Reminded of a WC Fields bon mot just now.
Women are like elephants. Nice to look at. But I wouldn't want to own one...
 
Me too. She was TA, though, and cap-badged RE when we got married.
ETA: posh knickers are what all the RE wear.
The one I met was badged RA, met at Boscombe during FSC final in service trials, she professed to play for the other team, however after several Sambucas seemed to be a natural on the pink oboe. Funny that! She was 5hit though. Better than a wnak though .
 
I will not disagree that I prefer a lady with a bit of meat on her bones, some discerning Gents may disagree but ones bargepole does not seem to have enough length for this
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I believe Garmin have a team on 24/7 to find a device strong enough to get a signal to navigate the way out of the cavern/s and mountainous terrain..........
 
I will not disagree that I prefer a lady with a bit of meat on her bones, some discerning Gents may disagree but ones bargepole does not seem to have enough length for this
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I believe Garmin have a team on 24/7 to find a device strong enough to get a signal to navigate the way out of the cavern/s and mountainous terrain..........
An ideal pictorial example of 'kneeshooters'.
 
I will not disagree that I prefer a lady with a bit of meat on her bones, some discerning Gents may disagree but ones bargepole does not seem to have enough length for this
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I believe Garmin have a team on 24/7 to find a device strong enough to get a signal to navigate the way out of the cavern/s and mountainous terrain..........

Good for a soapy tit w@nk
 

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You will need a set of tyre irons and some lubricant to get those panties off.

(The advice offered is a suggestion and not a complaint).
Don't panic my friend. I have a finely honed and calibrated tongue appliance just for the job, after inspection you are free to crack on, might be over lubed by then, you know like when you look at the oil cap and it looks like mayo!!:D
 

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