The ScaleyAlbereto Fat Munters Thread (NFSFW)

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That last effort he posted looked like a presentable lass who'd had a breeze block dropped perfectly on her head. It's all there, just wider.
You're prolly thinking of a concrete block.
Breeze blocks were made from the ash of coal fired power stations, and were quite light.
Not a lot of people know that.
Or remember it, anyway.

I like wimmin! Size immaterial.
Or weight.
 
You're prolly thinking of a concrete block.
Breeze blocks were made from the ash of coal fired power stations, and were quite light.
Not a lot of people know that.
Or remember it, anyway.

I like wimmin! Size immaterial.
Or weight.
I like wimmen too, but I have an upper limit in mind about weight. If they have to go to a grain and feed store to be weighed then I'm out without a look back.
 
You're prolly thinking of a concrete block.
Breeze blocks were made from the ash of coal fired power stations, and were quite light.
Not a lot of people know that.
Or remember it, anyway.

I like wimmin! Size immaterial.
Or weight.
Cheers for that. Would it be OK to drop a breeze block on your noggin to test this?
 
A little 'light' viewing perhaps?

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That reminds me ... I wonder if the local butcher's got some cotto salami? Cold cuts for afternoon tea I think?

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What gets me is alot of these ladies have nice faces that are out of proportion to the rest of their bodies.

It's like looking at a pyramid. Makes online dating hazardous for non-chubby chasers.

It's only the tip of the iceberg, really.

Oddly enough I was just about to post similar. Some very pretty faces but facking repellent bodies which are enough to make you honk your guts up.

@Fang_Farrier posted a few who weren't too ghastly having just crossed that indefinable boundary of voluptuous/hippopig but the rest. Ugh.

Christ knows, I don't like skinny women and prefer slightly larger voluptuous redheads (i.e proper women) but this lot are medical aberrations just waiting to stroke out or lapse into a diabetic coma.

Can anyone say they would happily walk down the street with one of these bloaters?
 
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