The ScaleyAlbereto Fat Munters Thread (NFSFW)

She’s a stunner mate.. keep the bloody chest of drawers!


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She'd stun you if she fell over onto you, the fat beast.
 

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You're welcome to the fat mess. I'm bagsying the chest of drawers - it's obviously a very robust bit of furniture. Although I'd want it sanitising before I touched it. And the dints in the top sanding out.
Wouldn't sanitising it remove the aroma...?
Prsumption is that the scent is the only reason you want the furniture
 

Fang_Farrier

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Number 5 is rather sweet...

Incidentally, when I opened this thread from email alert, I got a warning "suspicious link - do you wish to follow it?"

Coincidence, or is gmail becoming sentient, but devoid of good taste?
 
Number 5 is rather sweet...

Incidentally, when I opened this thread from email alert, I got a warning "suspicious link - do you wish to follow it?"

Coincidence, or is gmail becoming sentient, but devoid of good taste?
She is merely plump and reminds me of an ex who took it up the trademan's
 
I don't wish to worry* Scaley, Fang and all the other dirty, depraved deviants who lust after these beasts but you do realise many of them will have underlying health issues due to their blubber levels. A CV-19 cull of this particular herd of hippos can thus be expected to reduce the average weight of the female population somewhat.





*I am, of course, lying when I say I don't want to worry them. The dirty, depraved deviants.
 

Fang_Farrier

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I don't wish to worry* Scaley, Fang and all the other dirty, depraved deviants who lust after these beasts but you do realise many of them will have underlying health issues due to their blubber levels. A CV-19 cull of this particular herd of hippos can thus be expected to reduce the average weight of the female population somewhat.





*I am, of course, lying when I say I don't want to worry them. The dirty, depraved deviants.
Unfortunately for your argument, high BMI is not an added risk for Covid19.

Though as the official list also includes dyslexia, you wonder who's been asking that they have to specify that!
 
Unfortunately for your argument, high BMI is not an added risk for Covid19.

Though as the official list also includes dyslexia, you wonder who's been asking that they have to specify that!
It's not high BMI, it's the associated health problems some of these things will have that will cull this particular herd of animals.
 
Number 5 is rather sweet...

Incidentally, when I opened this thread from email alert, I got a warning "suspicious link - do you wish to follow it?"

Coincidence, or is gmail becoming sentient, but devoid of good taste?
I agree on number 5, very cute!!
 

Fang_Farrier

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I hope she likes some bum fun! I want her to be my divorce material, just want to say "In my defence your honour.......I present exhibit A" Job jobbed!
 

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