The ScaleyAlbereto Fat Munters Thread (NFSFW)

Excessive text.

Insufficient flesh on display.

That's not something that should happen, on this thread - least of all on this thread . . .


I flew back from my hols this morning. Long security check queue at Dalaman airport.

Behind me in the line, a young lass of similar proportions.

If I confessed to paying close attention while she was being searched, would I be subject to censure in this forum? :)
 
Excessive text.

Insufficient flesh on display.

That's not something that should happen, on this thread - least of all on this thread . . .


I flew back from my hols this morning. Long security check queue at Dalaman airport.

Behind me in the line, a young lass of similar proportions.

If I confessed to paying close attention while she was being searched, would I be subject to censure in this forum? :)
She's hardly that fat, and she's definitely no munter......
 
Perspectives, preferences and fine margins, Grasshopper.

You have overcome your issues very, very quickly.

So I'm doubling my fee.
To be fair, I'd have been quite happy to jump that at any point. As for my recent live fire exercises, I had bollocks like two tins of Fussell's milk, and we know what happens then.
 

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