No way would I ask for a blow job. The feckers would end up swallowing me never mind anything elsestacker1 said:
Even if they could afford to develop the resources needed to transport one, the last thing you want in an eartquake zone is something capable of triggering a massive aftershock with an after-dinner burp.Rocketeer said:the really scary thing about these is that they all look so happy and proud that you could hide a Mack truck under them..
any one of them could be used to feed Haiti for a week [ id you weren't too concerned about the carbs and cholesterol count ]
High pressure hose or steam clean.Ruckerwocman said:
just admit it....you bloody love us!!! We don't need to wipe our butts, the 'swooping' action of buttock on buttock works the shite down our legs so we just have to wash our feet! Job done! And we make our own cheese so we've always got a snack on hand!! Bollocks to pheromones...who needs 'em when your folds are dripping gorgonzola???Monty417 said:High pressure hose or steam clean.Ruckerwocman said: