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The ScaleyAlbereto Fat Munters Thread (NFSFW)

#6
I like the way chubby in photo number three has her eyes blacked out, now we would never know it was her if she wobbled past us in the street.
 
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#11
stacker1 said:
mac5543 said:
Is it wrong that I have just masturbated to those pics? :()


Edited to add: I do feel dirty, but not guilty, if that helps!!
Find the birds and ask for a blow job, theres no question about if they swallow.
No way would I ask for a blow job. The feckers would end up swallowing me never mind anything else :)
 
#14
the really scary thing about these is that they all look so happy and proud that you could hide a Mack truck under them..

any one of them could be used to feed Haiti for a week [ id you weren't too concerned about the carbs and cholesterol count ]
 
#16
Rocketeer said:
the really scary thing about these is that they all look so happy and proud that you could hide a Mack truck under them..

any one of them could be used to feed Haiti for a week [ id you weren't too concerned about the carbs and cholesterol count ]
Even if they could afford to develop the resources needed to transport one, the last thing you want in an eartquake zone is something capable of triggering a massive aftershock with an after-dinner burp.
 
#19
Monty417 said:
Ruckerwocman said:
762baynet said:
Sometimes, when I see really, really fat people I do wonder how they wipe their arrses after having a download.
Stacker 1 already asked this question :? and our Jarrod told him how it was done 8O - please keep up! :p :p
High pressure hose or steam clean.
just admit it....you bloody love us!!! We don't need to wipe our butts, the 'swooping' action of buttock on buttock works the shite down our legs so we just have to wash our feet! Job done! And we make our own cheese so we've always got a snack on hand!! Bollocks to pheromones...who needs 'em when your folds are dripping gorgonzola???
 

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