Even if they could afford to develop the resources needed to transport one, the last thing you want in an eartquake zone is something capable of triggering a massive aftershock with an after-dinner burp.
just admit it....you bloody love us!!! We don't need to wipe our butts, the 'swooping' action of buttock on buttock works the shite down our legs so we just have to wash our feet! Job done! And we make our own cheese so we've always got a snack on hand!! Bollocks to pheromones...who needs 'em when your folds are dripping gorgonzola???