The sad loss of LBdr Pork Pie

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by woopert, Dec 6, 2007.

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  1. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    It is with the greatest regret that I have to announce the demise LBdr Pork Pie. After being baked in the Ginsters Factory just outside Gateshead LBdr Pie (or "Porkie" as he was affectionately known by his mates Walkers Crisps and "Chokkie Bar", also injured in the line of duty) volunteered to sustain Tommy Atkins in Helmand Province, Afghanistan. LBdr Pie was mortally wounded when set upon by the SCH Taleban.

    Asked to pay tribute to LBdr Pork Pie, DozyBint of ARRSE's 69 Rapid Bad Poetry Div HQ said:

    Alternative sources said that when shown the remains of LBdr Pork Pie, what DozyBint actually said was:

  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    RIP soldier, stand down.

    You will be missed in the NAAFI.
  3. Oooo I smell a fight brewing.

  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fight. Fight. Fight.

  5. Ahem


    Edit: So whats this all about then. Have you two split up?
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She called you brother a poof....
  7. She said that you sniff glue and wear your underpants when doing PT.

    I love it when talks break down and verbal abuse wars start. It brings out the ten year old in me.

    Fight Fight FIGHT
  8. I admit it...t'were NOT DB....I ate the pie! And the plate it was on...and the table!
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    And she said you were gay.
  10. So whats wrong with that. Do i need to refer you to the Arrse Equal Ops and diversity statement.

  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Ok Ok, She said he was a gay walt.

  12. Oooooooooooo! Thats fighting talk. Well enough of this childish tosh I'm off to go buy lolly pops.
  13. Are gay walts people who pretend to be gay?
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why! Is the youth club opening.
  15. Looks like Dozy turned Woopert down.

    Oh well. Back to wanking then old boy.