The Rules Of Engagement

Could you kill knowing the MoD would defend you??

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#1
If it came to it, could you kill knowing the MoD would back you fully??

edit, spelling
 
#2
B0ll0x to the MoD. In today's climate they will never support you. When one of the spineless w@nkers has spent a bit of time on the ground, then they might deserve some respect. (By which I mean MP's and Snivel Serpents, because Generals obviously have spent time on the ground. Or have they.....?)

I'm not generally a fan of things that drop out of the sky, but on this occasion they got it just right. Stick to these ROE and you can't go wrong!

UK PARA REG EYES ONLY
JSP 398 (Airborne Edition)

GUIDANCE FOR LETTING RIP FOR AIRBORNE PERSONNEL
AUTHORISED TO BE TOOLED UP AND LOOKING HARD WITH MORE WEAPONS AND AMMO THAN
YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT

GENERAL GUIDANCE

1. These ROE do not affect your general right to be well hard and kick off.
However, in all situations you are to use MFV (Maximum Fcuking Violence).

FIREARMS MUST BE USED IF A SEVERE KICKING DOESN’T GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS

2. Your weapon must always be of the largest calibre available. That is,
rifle 5.56mm are OK but the General is definitely the business and as for
.50 cal - enough said. In the case of automatic weapons belt ammo is well
ally. L96 is also recommended as it makes you look like a cold blooded
murdering psycho.

CHALLENGING

3. Warn the cnut he is about to get the good news unless:

a. He was asking for it anyway

OR

b. To do so would make you look like a tw@t in front of your mates.

4. You are to challenge by shouting: “OI, YA "insert pejorative term of choice" CNUT - GET SOME OF THIS”

Or words to that effect.

USE OF LETHAL FORCE

PROTECTION OF THE BLOKES

5. You may brass the fcuker up if he/she is about to urine you off or commit
an act likely to make yourself and the rest of yours look not as hard as
you should be.

OPENING FIRE

6. When you open fire you are to:

a. Brass up the entire fcuking area;

AND

b. Get the General up as quickly as possible and give it big licks;

AND

c. Look well fcuking tasty throughout.

PROTECTION OF PROPERTY

7. Bollocks to it, if it looks Gucci, nick it.

D-2
JSP 398 (Airborne Edition)
UK PARA REG EYES ONLY
 
#4
For the sake of a daft question, isn't that sortof our job?

NTM
 
#5
No!

Our job, as soldiers, is to defend the queen, her heirs and succesors and the realm.

Not all and sundry.

But I like being chinese in BF2!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#6
California_Tanker said:
For the sake of a daft question, isn't that sortof our job?

NTM
me n bee said:
No!

Our job, as soldiers, is to defend the queen, her heirs and succesors and the realm.

Not all and sundry.

But I like being chinese in BF2!
I thought C_T meant that the stated ROE was a Septic job.
 
#7
Oh, yes, sorry cutaway mate it's early sunday morning.....

How silly of me! LOL
 
#8
Make sure the ring is cheap and returnable.
 
#9
10 p from a bubblegum machine.... cheap enough???? ;)
 
#10
me n bee said:
10 p from a bubblegum machine.... cheap enough???? ;)
Sounds good to me.

Difficult to return though.
 
#11
MOD back a soldier..........................do be brief.
 
#13
In the strict terms of the question
If it came to it, could you kill knowing the MoD would back you fully??
Yes - certainly. However - given that MoD is a politicians play thing. the situation that I would trust their support would never arise. Even if I had the highest in the land videod alongside me saying 'shoot the bstard Mr Wood', I'd aim off or otherwise fcuk up.
 
#14
Should our RoE be changed? As in Basra the locals mortar us, be spotted from the air and tracked, but after they stop firing, we can't touch them?

Where's the justice in that?
 
#16
My pleaseure, Pacestick, my pleasure.

I'd like to claim originality for it, but sadly I'd be a lying Walt if I did! It was something that did the e-mail rounds in my det a couple of years back.

Makes me chuckle tho'. :lol:
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#17
civ pol version
UK CIVPOL EYES ONLY
JSP 399 (Anti-Terror Edition)

GUIDANCE FOR ARMED CIVILIAN POLICE PLANNING ON DROPPING A SUSPECT AND SPENDING THE NEXT 18 MONTHS ON FULL PAY WHILST THERE IS AN INVESTIGATION

GENERAL GUIDANCE

1. These ROE are to be used at all times that you feel that your life or lives of the 200 blokes behind you queuing to get in the front door on your ANTI TERROR raid are in anyway likely to be able to get away with it.
WARNING: They may be withdrawn in hind-sight by politicians or senior CIVPOL should the media 'get a bit sticky'.


FIREARMS MUST BE USED IF THE SUSPECTS LOOK A BIT FOREIGN

2. Your weapon must always be of the latest gucci model available. Frankly if you are still issued with a 9mm MP5 then you should not be involved in any raids. Weapons classed as acceptable for raids are:
a. MP5K or MP5SD
b. G36K
c. Anything 10mm
d. Diemarco C8 (like 'the boys' use)
e. Foreign automatic pistols - not from Belgium


CHALLENGING

3. In unison 200 of you and your colleagues must shout ARMED POLICE ARMED POLICE ARMED POLICE whilst kicking in the front and rear doors of the suspected property. At the same time, a tannoy system from a 1977 school fete should be used to alarm neighbours to stay away from windows and doors and shadows. YOU ARE NOW IN A FREE FIRE ZONE, THE FOREIGNERS HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Challenges do not need to be issued if:

a. He was looking a bit foreign

OR
b. He ran to catch a train and looks a bit foreign

OR
c. He has a beard and looks a bit foreign

OR
d. He is carrying a plastic bag with a chair leg in it
UNLESS
e. You require the target to turn around to face you

4. You are to challenge by shouting: “ARMED POLICE I'M THE ONLY BLOKE IN MY TEAM THATS NEVER SHOT NO ONE BEFORE” Or words to that effect (gramma errors are encouraged as (a) your colleagues will understand perfectly and (b) the suspect won't be able to hear you over your 200 colleagues, splintering doors and that tannoy echoing up the street anyway).


USE OF LETHAL FORCE

5. You may engage the foreigner with lethal force as long as you have issued a challange and have at least 1 Witness for the 6pm news to say so (this may be a colleague or another white person).

OPENING FIRE

6. When you open fire you are to:

a. Fire only those rounds that are in your magazine

AND

b. Ensure you get the bast*rd.

AND

c. ensure that your union fee's are paid up and that the lads down the lodge know who you are so they'll have a word with the beak should it ever come to that


PROTECTION OF PROPERTY

7. Nobody will believe the foreign bastard had a real Tag Heuer anyway...
 

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