The rudest thing I can think of to do to a bird...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Mar 25, 2010.

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  1. Paint her arrse green...and slap it!

    Pull her p1ss flaps together and then wobble them whilst crooning in an al Jolson styley...Mammy!
  2. Vodka on the cornflakes this morning?
  3. Alabama hot-pocket. Google it. NSFW.
  4. Dry bum her mother......
  5. No fiddling around with French Army BMS, so I am now wet and bored!
  6. And just a wee bit jealous!
  7. spaff on her face while she's asleep. works best if it's a girl you don't know, and she's asleep on the train.

    incidentlly, is there a name for this practice? something catchier than "unknown-sleeping-girl-train-face-spaff"?
  8. Not hold the door open, very ill mannered and rude. :thumright:
  9. :? Is that what she is expecting to happen after that long?!
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  12. Not phone when you've said you would, we get pretty offended by that.
  13. I keep mentioning that I don't want to get married (ever!) - hopefully she's not seeing it as some sort of challenge 8O
  14. They're loyal, not bright... :p