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The Royal We

#1
some years ago my wife and I went upto the Mountains near fort william in Scotland. On route it started to rain very very heavily and sadly we attained a flat tyre. My wife said: "Its no good Steve, we'll have to fix it."

I thought, hhhmmm, she's right we will.

Anyway, I got out of the car and started to jack the car up and change the tyre. The rain was thrashing down on me and I was soaked to the skin.

Suddenly I heard my wife say: "Have you finished yet?"

I paused for a moment with water dripping down my face and looked at her as she peered out of the window.

"What did you mean when you said, We'll have to change it?" I asked her.

She smiled and replied. "I meant YOU."

We now call that type of scenario, The Royal We. It means ME or YOU if you're a man and your wife is calling the shots.

Since then I've told her, if she doesn't help me with stuff like this, she can wash the pots herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regards

Steve
 
#2
Stand firm, Steve.

Not that it'll make any difference. Stand to firm and she'll kill you with a frying pan, and let it roll over you and she claims you're no man ata all.

Buggered either way, really.
 
#3
This is so true. Just like my current squeeze saying. Can you "Help me" fit a new bath. Which actually means.

"I'm too skint to pay to get my bath fitted. Can you spend your rest days doing it and i'll put out"
 

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