The Royal Shoe

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Chinggis, Jan 10, 2006.

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  1. As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the
    aisle, she found that her shoes were missing.
    She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the
    small side.

    When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla
    retired to their room, right next door to the Queen and Prince Phillip's.

    As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla
    flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are
    killing me."

    The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with
    vigour, but it was stuck fast.

    "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"

    "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody

    "Come on! Give it all you've got!"

    There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
    "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"

    In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and
    said, "See? I told you with a face like that she was still a virgin."

    Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left

    "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir
    to the throne.

    At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my
    boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
  2. Fcuking hell mate. That joke is so old, it's got it's own pint pot at my local British Legion.
  3. Are you suggesting that HM believes Tom Parker Bowles was a virgin birth ?.
  4. Well, I'm not exactly in the first flush of youth myself. :D