So i'm on nights. I'm bored but c0cking around on arrse and cnutbook when i get the urge to scratch my hoop, as it's a bit sweaty. Thinking it may be fun to skiff the next bloke who walks through the door, i stick my finger down my crack and give it a good scratch. Trouble is, i can't stop scratching. I've been doing it for at least half an hour. It's like i've just taken smack and i've got the bug or i've broken the seal by going for a p1ss while on a session and i can't stop. My poor old starfish looks like a blood orange and the pain is fcuking horrendous to be honest. Anyone had this problem before and if so, what the fcuk do i do?