The retention problem...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cernunnos, Jun 24, 2010.

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  1. ....I've forgotten what I meant to say!
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Add a dash of vinegar!
  3. Wrap an elastic band around it and reduce thrust rate..........
  4. ....Ahem, cough twice now please!
  5. Half past two
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Then add a twist of lemon, voila! A decent prawn cocktail.
  7. My overly large body is due mainly to water retention.Does that help?
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Mrs B&T's overly large body is due to Semen retention, if that helps.
  9. Think of your mum.
  10. ...a florin change out of of nine shillings and eleven pence that would've been in fahrenheit....

    ....this used to be all trees here when I was a lad.

  11. It still is.......... you've gone blind :D
  12. Apparently if you hold your nose and exhale twice, hard, through your mouth then the resultant back pressure can alleviate the problem.

    Bloke down the pub told me.

    Hope this helps