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The Red Head

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over two other female friends as well as my fiancee and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, The red head in the middle." The young man replies, "That's amazing Ma, you're right, how did you know??" His mother replies, "I don't like her!!"

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