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The REAL training stuff

#1
My phase 1 starts at Bassingbourne on 13th January, and i got all the sh:t that they've told me to get. any extra kit worth getting that's not on the list?

Thanks all
 
#2
A sense of humour!

Take what it says on the list. If you rock up with all sorts of gucci kit the DS will probably think you're a t0sser.

Take a spare set of washing kit (razor/toothbrush etc), one to use, and one to keep permanently in mint condition in your locker for inspections.

Take another 3rd toothbrush for getting the dirt out/polishing the tread in your combat highs.
 

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#3
Tooth brush - great for cleaning toilets.

You're not allowed to have any personal kit in the first few weeks - or is that old news?
 
#5
Turn up in patched and darned battledress (Blackbush market), KF shirt, DMS boots and putties to the knee. Then tell em your QM is a right cu'nt. At least that will be believed by all!
 
#6
my mate went through his training with loads of gucci kit and got absoulty beasted.

but it proberly made him fitter, i guess.

a silver lining to every cloud.
 
#7
I took a big inflatable mallet, an apple for the Tp Leader, my own Guilly suit, decorated for use in a pickle factory and a minor bird, primed to shout 'Fanny' when anyone came within 4 ft of me
 
#8
minister_doh_nut said:
I took a big inflatable mallet, an apple for the Tp Leader, my own Guilly suit, decorated for use in a pickle factory and a minor bird, primed to shout 'Fanny' when anyone came within 4 ft of me
Under age was she?
 
#9
fairmaidofperth said:
Under age was she?
Aren't they all?

You'll get Stella kicking off on here too, just because I wasn't the 'bald schoolgirl' he was expecting
 

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