The Real Ale Random Name Generator.

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LE
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#1
Overcome by intense boredom in the pub last night, I devised this very simple and effective way of coming up with new names for real ales.

Like that bloke who invented the Internet, I feel this is too big for me alone and I am gifting it to Arrse for the good of humanity.

Take a word from this list below:

Gimmer's
Bishop's
Old
Fisherman's
Morris Dancer's
Titanic
Chiswick
Ploughman's
Crusty
Stoat's
Speckled
Tinker's
Vicar's
St Steven's
Monk's
Stortford
Norfolk
Bull's
Whippet's
Olympic
Horseman's
Scruttock's
Todger's

Now take a word from the second list below:

Flange
Cockstand
Helm Cheddar
Porter
Revenge
Winkle
Superior
Fuggle
Tagnut
Gold
Pecker
Dung Nugget
Clay Pipe
Dangle Berry
Ring Bolt
Ruin
Ramrod
Nipple
Donkey
Snurgle
Knickerdropper

Now combine the two and you have your real ale, for example: 'St Steven's Claypipe.'

In addition you may add an optional suffix or prefix from the list below:

Auld
Owd
Licker
Jubilee
Special Vat
Vintage

Hours of fun. Copy and paste the lists and add your own additions.

Edited to add new list.







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#2
Where's Scruttocks owd Donkey in that list? You need an intermediate (optional) list of joining words like Auld or Owd.
 

Brotherton Lad

LE
Kit Reviewer
#3
Owd Todger's Nickerdropper.

Like that, you mean?
 
#8
Owd Scruttock's Donkey Wobbler.


(Subtle notes of crocodile vomit in the finish make it a rare classic.)
 

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