The Real Ale Random Name Generator.

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  1. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Overcome by intense boredom in the pub last night, I devised this very simple and effective way of coming up with new names for real ales.

    Like that bloke who invented the Internet, I feel this is too big for me alone and I am gifting it to Arrse for the good of humanity.

    Take a word from this list below:

    Gimmer's
    Bishop's
    Old
    Fisherman's
    Morris Dancer's
    Titanic
    Chiswick
    Ploughman's
    Crusty
    Stoat's
    Speckled
    Tinker's
    Vicar's
    St Steven's
    Monk's
    Stortford
    Norfolk
    Bull's
    Whippet's
    Olympic
    Horseman's
    Scruttock's
    Todger's

    Now take a word from the second list below:

    Flange
    Cockstand
    Helm Cheddar
    Porter
    Revenge
    Winkle
    Superior
    Fuggle
    Tagnut
    Gold
    Pecker
    Dung Nugget
    Clay Pipe
    Dangle Berry
    Ring Bolt
    Ruin
    Ramrod
    Nipple
    Donkey
    Snurgle
    Knickerdropper

    Now combine the two and you have your real ale, for example: 'St Steven's Claypipe.'

    In addition you may add an optional suffix or prefix from the list below:

    Auld
    Owd
    Licker
    Jubilee
    Special Vat
    Vintage

    Hours of fun. Copy and paste the lists and add your own additions.

    Edited to add new list.







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  2. Where's Scruttocks owd Donkey in that list? You need an intermediate (optional) list of joining words like Auld or Owd.
     
  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Owd Todger's Nickerdropper.

    Like that, you mean?
     
  4. That's the ticket.

    Speckled Flange Licker.
     
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Just copy and paste the list and add your additions.

    Like I said, this is for the greater good, it belongs to all.


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  6. pint of "cocks breath" anyone
     
  7. Owd Scruttock's Donkey Wobbler.


    (Subtle notes of crocodile vomit in the finish make it a rare classic.)
     
  8. You should also have "scrotum" in list No 2.