You're all wrong: the 1800 event today is just the Day of Judgement, if you are daft enough to read the whole of Camping's prophecy. There will follow 5 months of "torment" and then the 'big one' on October 21st 2011 at 1800 zulu.
Not sure, though, what the "torment" will involve. But experts suggest the unsaved can expect 5 months of continuous dry bumming. Bad news for Welsh footballers, actors and various other bankers.
I take it most of you don't expect to be taken unto the bosom of the almighty and ascend bodily into Heaven, then?
Can we organize some neighbourhood committees of those' left behind' to 'look after' the property and such of those taken? I've put flyers in local mailboxes saying I'd be happy to manage bank accounts, stocks and bonds, houses and vehicles until the righteous return [for a modest percentage fee, of course- not doing it for free -a guy's got to eat and, with so many gone with the Rapture, production and delivery may be affected. ]..
Anyway, For those who failed to make the cut, I was thinking we could have an ARRSE BE DAMNED party at an exotic locale. Nekkid dancing girls who were deemed unworthy to ascend, beer and booze unwanted in the higher realms. Surplus capacity in airlines due to the diminished population means deep discounts in ticket sales to fill seats and I'm sure the hotels would cut us a deal to help fill rooms going begging..
Unless, of course, everyone is tied up in trashing the world to fulfill the apocalyptic prophecies...I heard a rumour that we're starting with Paris?