The Queen Guinevere Song

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  1. The “Tampax Factory Song” thread reminded me of this one:

    The Queen Guinevere Song

    “My Knights” said King Arthur “let me make it clear”,
    “This Round Table means that we’re all equals here.”
    So they all sh*gged beneath it with Queen Guinevere,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Chorus
    Lets all raise a cheer for Queen Guinevere,
    Been had at least six times by every man here,
    She’ll lay flat on her back for the price of a beer,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Sir Lancelot’s weapon stood strong, proud and tall,
    He’d gladly show his lance to one and to all,
    Until Guinevere sheathed it in her entrance hall,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Chorus

    Sir Kay into Camelot softly did creep,
    And came across Guinnie and Arthur asleep,
    So he tore down her drawbridge and entered her keep,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Chorus

    She tied up Gawain and she beat him with force,
    Sir Galahad wears all her dresses, of course,
    And then Percival watched her go down on his horse,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Chorus

    The staff of old Merlin was wrinkled and spent,
    But stood proud and rigid when over she bent,
    So he b*ggered her bandy with great merriment,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Chorus

    The knights, they set out on a quest doomed to fail,
    She tossed them all off into the Holy Grail,
    Then she gave it to Arthur and said “Have some ale”,
    And Arthur ends up with the slops.
    Wa-hey!

    Chorus