The psychiatrist and the proctologist

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  1. The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

    Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

    Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

    So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

    "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

    Everyone loved it.

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  2. Grab your coat your taxi just arrived.
  3. The Proctologist was completing a patient's examination. Standing at the bedside with the patient's notes in his hand, he starts to pat his pockets.

    "Lost something?" asks the patient.

    "Some bum's got my pen." he replied.
  4. Have you seen my cane and hat?
  5. Why did the Irishman stick a tampon behind his ear?

    Because some cunt stole his pen.
  6. They should have just tossed a coin.