The proof's in the pudding.............................eaters !

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A Worker, Sep 13, 2011.

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  1. Isn't the proof of the pudding is in the eating?
     
  2. The Mail thinks fat birds being easier and married men who are cheating on their wives wanting to shag and not have a romantic date is news? Have they cracked the ursine defecation/areas high in tree numbers conundrum yet?
     
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  3. This is common knowledge but I couldn't poke a fatty.
     
  4. Isn't 155% proof rum should be drunk whilst not eating pudding?
     
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  5. Why? Your cock to big enough?
     
  6. I'm sure you could if you put your mind to it.

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  7. Not exactly new News is it.

    Always seemed to end up with the SpaceHoppers, they were very grateful................
     
  8. You've had a picture of my balls, if you want a cock picture I'll happily oblige.
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why would he want a picture of a chicken? And No Jarrod, not that type of chicken.
     
  10. I like roast beef but every now and then I fancy a bit of chicken.
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  12. I think it wise not to click the link while i'm at work.
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You'll be fine.

    Honest!
     
  14. Not sure about all this 'first date' thing. I haven't read it all, but does it have any stats about just randomly meeting some lardy in a boozer and shagging her?

    These stats seem very skewed in the fact that married men actually have the ability to arrange a 'date'. I thought we all just went for it in a hap-hazard numbers-game the moment we closed the front door behind us?