The Prime Minister

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  1. Gordon Brown was out looking for a lady of the night. he found three such at alocal pub, a Blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
    To the Blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost to spend some time with you, She replied,£200.00
    To the brunette he asked the same question,, Her reply was £100.00.He then asked the Redhead, her reply was, Mr Prime Minister, If you can get my skirt as high as my taxes,My pants as low as my wages,,Your dick as hard as the times we are living in,and keep it rising like the price of petrol,Keep me warmer in my flat and screw me the way you have the pensioners,Then it will not cost you a F****** penny
  2. lovely!