The Pretentious Food Thread

Had quite an enjoyable night actually. The place with the (complimentary) crisps served in a cup was The Gin Palace - and was very 'art deco'. Here's what the sh1tters looked like:

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Well the sinks in the sh1tters.

Jarrod would have been in "Yoo Hoooo!" heaven
At a higher magnification, I had hoped that your image included some bijou porn.

It did not.

Thus, I cannot endorse your post.
 
Had quite an enjoyable night actually. The place with the (complimentary) crisps served in a cup was The Gin Palace - and was very 'art deco'. Here's what the sh1tters looked like:

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Well the sinks in the sh1tters.

Jarrod would have been in "Yoo Hoooo!" heaven
Nothing, if you want a posh bog you have to go to the public (men only) bog on Bute.
Dead posh.
E2A. google a pee and a pic in a toilet on Bute.
I don't do links.
 
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Had quite an enjoyable night actually. The place with the (complimentary) crisps served in a cup was The Gin Palace - and was very 'art deco'. Here's what the sh1tters looked like:

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Well the sinks in the sh1tters.

Jarrod would have been in "Yoo Hoooo!" heaven
No toilet seat? You're going to cut your balls off sitting on that to fire a peanut studded three pounder into the sewers.

In 3... 2... 1...
 
Hard to find decent fried bread nowadays, its all fried potato i.e. hash brown. Bluergh!
May I present these offerings, from a night out in Ilkley last October:


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Dear God in heaven, that is a ' pub '' to avoid in the future.

That black, speckled thing with the ghastly shrapnel wound ( bottom pic ) wtf was he thinking ? It looks like some Tropical fly- killing plant mushroom with extra poisonous attitude
 
Dear God in heaven, that is a ' pub '' to avoid in the future.

That black, speckled thing with the ghastly shrapnel wound ( bottom pic ) wtf was he thinking ? It looks like some Tropical fly- killing plant mushroom with extra poisonous attitude

I think they use squid ink for the colour, turns pasta or bread black, but less taste than Victoria Beckham's fashion emporium.
 
Spotted out and about in Salisbury today. Vegan Tuna aka Water Melon! A few pence shy of £13 and some daft sod will pay it! :smile:
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For the absolute opposite of pretension Mrs and Mstr D63 and I had pork knuckle with pickled cabbage in a beer hall in Prague. Massive lump of slow cooked pork on the bone, a roof tile size slab of crackling and a pile of cabbage. Did us all for dinner, sandwiches for the flight home, and finally a casserole at home that fed the three of us with enough leftover for my lunch on Monday.
 
Bread & whipped butter - £3.5
For that price I'd want to see it being thrashed by someone wearing a gimp suit.
Common practice is restaurants now. Pats of butter kept out in the kitchen melt and pats of butter kept in the fridge are too hard and punters complain. Hey ho, whip some air into it along side some neutral oil and pipe it onto a plate, put it in the fridge where it'll keep for days but still be spreadable when served to the customer.

Also known commercially as Lurpack spreadable
 

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