Whilst it is every serving man's duty to fancy female royalty and fantasise that one day they may want a bit of rough and call the number you sent to them on a pair of your stained underpants two years ago; I felt a particularly strong twinge in the trouser department this morning courtesy of Princess Eugenie's photo shoot for Tatler. Having perused the internet for further pictures of HRH, I couldn't help but think that Tatler may have made liberal use of the digital airbrush: Is this effectively treason, to consider that Royalty may even require "touching up" (not in the MDN way)? Or have I merely missed the blossoming of a royal bloom? So which princess would you most like to touch up (in the MDN way); Zara, Eugenie, Beatrice, Princess Masako of Japan, that one from Monaco or some other minor European royal? I'm a Zara man personally, but always ready to come to the aid of a princess in need.