The poppy outrage thread!

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  1. Huzzah it's that time of year where we can all get really cross because someone on television was not wearing a poppy. Please list all your complaints in this fucking thread so we can flush them down the shitter in one go.
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  2. bovvered?
  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was shouting about the Israel pig dogs and the donkey anus westerners today. No poppy sighting report.
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  4. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Dianne Abbot didn't have one during Prime Minsisters question time.

    In case I miss later posts can I cover all bases.

    Celtic Fans.
    John Snow.
    Muslims against crusades.
    EDL bashing Muslims Against Crusades.
    Bus Outrage x 1

    Don't time fly.
  5. Don't start smudge or I'll unleash rumours you really wanted to be a tech.
  6. That crappy show on Beeb II on Sunday with Tim Lovetwat and Louise Redknapp had a bowl of poppies on the table for guests to attach to their lapels/foreheads.
  7. You missed out Dennis Skinner - senile Commie twat.

    editted to add: I can't stand the annual bandwagon that starts rolling at this time of year over who is wearing/who isn't.
  8. I did! Well, very briefly. It didn't take me long to realise that I didn't enjoy Warhammer, and preferred porn and ladies.
  9. Poundland have changed their policy
  10. That would be Something For The Weekend produced by a certain company called Princess Productions?

    I wonder why they'd be so eager to show poppies?
  11. Stuck in Nairobi traffic, none of the street vendors had a Poppy on, disgrace!!!
  12. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I am wearing my poppy from last year and I don't give a fuck.
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  13. My mate has a grot mag and one of the birds is well lush and her name is Poppy.

    I am outraged at the lack of sensitivity of the publishers of this otherwise reputable glossy mag at this delicate time in the nation's calendar.

    Now, I'm just off to do..erm.. some phone calls I'll be... erm.. a while...
  14. The speaker wasn't either.
  15. The dirty cunt! As for poppies I've just ironed mine, I nicked it from a Cenotaph last year whilst weighing in some bronze that was nearby!
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