The poor are starving their kids....the cnuts!

[jarrod248]

I'm quite keen on weetabix and a probiotic yoghurt.

My packed lunches have a 3 portions of fruit, and I have 2 or 3 portions of fruit in the evening...

Smoothies I bang out on occaision for a snack... or a banana.

I'd probably be quite healthy if I could shake the beer, wine and coffee habbits!

Do you know that if you take a few table spoons of plain live yoghurt, add it to milk at body temp leave overnight in a flask you've a flask full of more yoghurt in the morning.

 

[chocolate_frog]

I'll give that a go...

I've got the mother in law coming to stay soon. She can try it.

 

[jarrod248]

I'll give that a go...

I've got the mother in law coming to stay soon. She can try it.

It works for a few batches, so you use what you've made to make more. Gets weaker as time goes on so you'll need to buy new stuff from time to time.

 

[Darkphil13]

You're all fucking amateurs. There was this one geezer who fed 4,000 people with just five loaves and two fishes...

Show pics or its a lie, the bible don't count as it is used as emergency bog roll


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[jarrod248]

Show pics or its a lie, the bible don't count as it is used as emergency bog roll


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I thought it was 5000 people? Got to admire such thrift.

 

[Darkphil13]

I thought it was 5000 people? Got to admire such thrift.

So did I but still, if there are no pics then there is proof


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[jarrod248]

So did I but still, if there are no pics then there is proof


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I saw some drawings at school, they didn't have cameras back then.
When I stayed near Mt Sinai I wondered what they ate there because I didn't see any shops and it was a tad barren.

 

[Yokel]

You went to school before cameras were invented?

 

[jarrod248]

You went to school before cameras were invented?

If it costed money you can be sure we didn't have it and what we did have was in black and white.

 

[Darkphil13]

You went to school before cameras were invented?

When he went to school they were still painting on stone


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[jarrod248]

When he went to school they were still painting on stone


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Getting flirty again dear?

 

[Darkphil13]

Getting flirty again dear?

No madam I told you before your too much of an older model for my liking, you should of been carted off to the wreckers yard when they were 1st thought of


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[vinniethemanxcat]

If it costed money you can be sure we didn't have it and what we did have was in black and white.

EEEEEH, fuckin' luxury.....

 

[jimmys_best_mate]

I thought it was 5000 people? Got to admire such thrift.

Well he was Jewish...

 

[CQMS]

Putting the local restauranteurs out of business as well, another attempt to control the market.

 

[jarrod248]

Putting the local restauranteurs out of business as well, another attempt to control the market.

If he'd been sensible he'd have opened a chain of restaurants, worked for the Colonel.

 

[Trans-sane]

I can't see how anyone can go wrong with breakfast, it takes me about five minutes. Peel and core a pear, peel a kiwi and a banana, toss them into the blender and add some natural joghurt. It's fucking tasty and costs sod all to make, not to mention you're getting all those nutrients. Granted my day tails off after that but I've got breakfast sorted.

I normally have frozen strawberriesthawed and blended with fruit juice and yoghurt and porridge topped with more of the same yoghurt. Again can't go wrong and again cheap. Think the strawberries are probably the most expensive bit and they cost about £2 for a kilo bag from Lidl.

 

[vinniethemanxcat]

If he'd been sensible he'd have opened a chain of restaurants, worked for the Colonel.

Kentucky Gefilte Fish?

 

[Mothman]

You're all fucking amateurs. There was this one geezer who fed 4,000 people with just five loaves and two fishes...

Don't turn this into another 'Bring back the ACC thread'

 

[Trans-sane]

You're all fucking amateurs. There was this one geezer who fed 4,000 people with just five loaves and two fishes...

I've wondered at times if the two fish were basking sharks...