There was a fiasco last night at the election count in Salisbury for Wiltshire's new Police and Crime Commissioner. The Tory candidate, ex Major Jonathon Seed, "won" the vote but was found to be ineligible for the job because he had a conviction for an imprisonable offence. The result? The whole PCC election was void and it will have to be rerun. Now, boys and girls, I know most of you think that the Tories are your natural party, but next time, please lend me your vote or you will find yourselves stuck with someone you really don't like, woke and anti army. Julian Malins Q.C. (reform U.K. Party).