The Pleasures of Drinking

#1
At this time of they year one is reminded of the ' dangers' of drinking to excess.

I think imbibing enhances the experience and, it appears, so do some others:

1] A Turkish shop assistant was found lying naked in a store window. Beside him was a mannequin with bite marks on her neck and two empty bottles of alcohol.

2] During a routine Coast Guard check, the captain of a 1,884 passenger Celebrity Cruise Line vessel was found to have a blood alcohol level four times the legal limit.

3] An Australian school bus driver was pulled over, with a load of kids on board, for speeding and swerving. He was 13 [!] times over the legal limit.

and my favourite:
4] A woman who taught drunk-driving enforcement at a Florida police academy was intoxicated and naked from the waist down when she was pulled over for speeding.

sadly, I can't recall any alcohol-related mishaps of such a public nature in my past, though I do vaguely remember an incident with an inflatable pool toy and the neighbour's dog...
 
#2
"I do vaguely remember an incident with an inflatable pool toy and the neighbour's dog... "

Rocketeer....you weren't caught sh@gging the neighbour's dog in the inflatable pool were you?? 8O
 
#3
Didn't take long for this to get moved to the ARRSE Hole!
Inflatable pool toy and dog?
You were noshed off by the dog whilst lying pissed up on a lilo!?
 
#4
suffice it to say that it involved a child's pool toy, some kind of dolphin or whale, a supply of helium and the neighbour's yappy small chiahuapoo or some such thyroid rat mysteriously snagging it's collar on said inflatable..

I thought it was hilarious but there was the threat of litigation which spoiled the effect....

upon sober reflection the next day it still was f**king funny, however, others remained unamused...
 

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