The Plan

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  1. In the beginning there was The Plan.

    And then came The Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form.

    And the Plan was without substance.

    And darkness was upon the face of the Sappers

    And the Sappers spoke amongst themselves, saying, "This is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."

    And the Sappers went unto their Corporals and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell".

    And the Corporals went unto their Staff Sergeant, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it".

    And the Staff Sergeant went unto the Sergeant Major, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength".

    And the Sergeant Major spoke to the 2ic, saying, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong".

    And the 2ic went unto the OC, saying, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful".

    And the OC went to the CO, saying, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the Regiment with very powerful effects".

    And the CO looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

    And the Plan became Policy.
     
  2. And the Policy was put before the RLC who said "feck right off wedgehead we cant do that." :D
     
  3. LOL good reply






    Taxi .. :lol:
     
  4. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

  5. Nope, definately not one of your posts, as there's a distinct lack of GunnersQuadrant in the Author's title..... :wink:


    Admittedly similar, yes, but there again most Badges will have their own variant.

    :lol:
     
  6. You can tell it's not one of yours GQ.... koz the spelins rite ;-)
     
  7. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    And the men went to execute the plan....

    but a spotty faced dweeb from the RAF Movt unit said.."...sorry mate, plane's delayed. No I can't tell you when it will depart....Run out of crew hours...don't ask me mate I'm airframes...no you can't get any food...just sleep on the floor....etc"

    and the plan started to fall apart from the outset.
     
  8. In the beginning there was The Plan...

    You're already doing better than the Signals then.