The pikeys are revolting

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. Wah-hey break out the ammo, fix swords and get stuck in.
  2. OK, who decided to kick off the Annual ARRSE Pikey Hunt without telling the rest of us? Selfish bastards!:biggrin:
  3. Now that it a great idea! Planks with nails will make for makeshift stingers/caltrops. Ring fence them, the just let rip.

  4. And Plod wonder why their allowances are being chopped?
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Bets quote yesterday about the eviction weas from a woman who stated her kids had never lived in a caravan and it was inhuman to take their home away and move them on
    How will they survive without electricity,running water school and doctors appointments

    Your not travellers then you dopey Irish pikey
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  6. It's been dragged out for years and what was originally going to cost just £3m to clear and restore the site to green belt is now costing half the annual Basildon housing budget. The skip rats from Dales Farm cruise around our industrial estate every day, scoping out what's going on. They park up and wander into the factories, looking about and making polite chit-chat with the workers and when challenged, slip out quickly. They send the kids around doing the same, begging for scrap. If a vehicle is left outside over the weekend they'll punch a hole in the fuel tank and nick the contents. If it isn't bolted down they'll take it and don't mind who's watching. I don't think they'll be missed, but I reckon they are going to be pretty tough to shift and might well make a show-piece out of the eviction. That old "we're armed and we'll foight" statement rings true around here.
  7. How much do 155 mm rounds cost?
  8. Even less, depends on the nature but no more than a couple of Gs.
  9. Just Burn the fuckers out. It worked in Belfast in 1969. Make sure you have some sugar inside the petrol bombs.
    Make sure a few kids are killed, make sure a few gyppo wimmin are removed and raped. This is the natural order of things.
  10. Hmmm fuel/air hyperbaric type thing, clears the lands to boot, and looks dead pretty at night.
  11. Is it wrong that I cracked one off while reading that?