The perks of living in a flat....

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  1. Okay this really quite tickled me ive just moved into a new apartment and cant say that ive met too many of my neighbours but id say I know two of them more intimitly than I should.... putting the bins out at 10 pm I hear what sounds like someone watching a porno far to loudly

    it turned out to be two of my neighbours going at it with gusto, I mean bloody hell it sounded like she was having a seizure on a torture rack this pair got so noisy people where sticking there heads round there front doors to see who was being murdered....

    ended up waking up my missus... heheh

    Finally got a look at the noisy girl from next door and ewwwwww she looks like a sunbaked crack whore with skin cancer, it was kind of disturbing
  2. Ugly she may be but at least she puts out ! she wasn't bad until she started screaming like a banshee.
  3. I house-shared a while ago with a right screamer. She was actually pretty fit, but her boyfriend was a skinny runt with those stupid skinny jeans hanging around his arse. She'd start screaming as soon as he touched her and kept going. Fcuking annoying after about 3 minutes.
  4. Have to admit all I wanted to do was applaud but then it only lasted for 3 minutes
  5. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    And if you're in an upstairs flat you wont get flooded!!
  6. That was when she realised that the huge, tartan dildo her boyfriend had left in the flat was, in fact, a Thermos flask full of hot soup.
  7. She was probably upset because of the splinters she got from the plank tied to the blokes ar*e by the sounds of it.
  8. One could deduce from that statement that, when you did her, she wasn't as annoying because it didn't last three minutes...