The perils of internet dating

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#3
Very, very funny. Sent the link to the girls at work.
 
#4
An internet fattie? Is that like an internet hardman, a fattie walt?
 
#5
That has certainly managed to put a smile on my face and take my mind off mlat's. Brilliant.
 
#7
The immortal words...
"Do you want me to piss on you?"
"Do I fuck? It will stink of Sugar Puffs."

And

"You look like a car crash. And I'm trying to pretend I'm not fucking a bin bag full of trifle."

Absolute quality!
 

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