The perils of internet dating

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Porridge_gun, Nov 15, 2010.

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  1. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

  2. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    That sounds like the voice of experience
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Very, very funny. Sent the link to the girls at work.
  4. An internet fattie? Is that like an internet hardman, a fattie walt?
  5. That has certainly managed to put a smile on my face and take my mind off mlat's. Brilliant.
  6. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    For some reason I had a horrible recollection of a knock on my door in the early hours of the morning in Hereford to be greeted by a pissed up fatty doing burpees, I wonder who that could have been?
  7. The immortal words...
    "Do you want me to piss on you?"
    "Do I fuck? It will stink of Sugar Puffs."


    "You look like a car crash. And I'm trying to pretend I'm not fucking a bin bag full of trifle."

    Absolute quality!
  8. I thought that was just an everyday conversation between JR_III and bernoulli as they try and tag each other.
  9. nah
    more "When TLF met Chubb" than "When Harry met Sally" methinks