The Perfect Welcome Home

Which is the perfect homecoming?

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#1
Scene: Boyf is a man in green & currently playing in the big sandpit. We were together 5 months before he went out & he's due back sometime in next 4-6 weeks. We're going to have our own little Christmas on his return - best mate's brother's picking them up then depositing boyf at my door.

Question: What will be the perfect homecoming?

I've discussed with girl pals but they don't seem to understand the soldier psyche, so if I run their scenario by you & then one that I think he'd be most likely up for (so to speak) then you can give me an idea which one to go for...

Friends' plan:
Welcome him home with a kiss
Send him to bathroom for S, S & S (their terminology was slightly more delicate)
Feed him full Christmas dinner, catching up on 6 months worth of gossip
Give him presents (many carefully selected boys toys)
Have an evening of slow, sensuous lovemaking.

My Plan:
Welcome him home with a kiss
Tell him to dump his kit & follow me into dining room
Ginsters pie & pint of Stella on table for his consumption
Bend over table, let him take me from behind whilst he munches the pie, drinks the pint & catches up on Sky Sports...

I appreciate that whilst I've had the company of an eager & capable RR & other things that go buzz in the night, he's only had his hand as a playmate...

The other question is, if I go with my option, do I become the girl we all get warned about: the one he wants to shag rather than the girl he wants to marry?

As a previously anonymous visitor to the NAAFI I know that you're a thoughtful bunch of chaps able to offer sensitive and considerate advice. I'd especially appreciate input from LJH, MDN & Shortfuse.

Thanks for your attention!
Scrapsie x
 
#3
Dont worry, if your truely prepared to behave like that, he'll marry you anyway. Does he get to put the ginsters and remote control on your arrse during the shag? Thats fcuking heaven that is.

Boney
 
#4
Scraps said:
My Plan:
Welcome him home with a kiss
Tell him to dump his kit & follow me into dining room
Ginsters pie & pint of Stella on table for his consumption
Bend over table, let him take me from behind whilst he munches the pie, drinks the pint & catches up on Sky Sports...
Your plan apart from the bit about dumping his kit and give him something better than a ginsters

Scraps said:
The other question is, if I go with my option, do I become the girl we all get warned about: the one he wants to shag rather than the girl he wants to marry?
He can't have both?
 
#5
CP, sweetie, think what you like. True scenario - I fancy him like fcuk & gagging for him as it's been a long time to go without. :twisted:

BM, I have no objection but they might fall off with the action. :roll:

SB - yes, of course HE can have both, but what if this somewhat wanton behaviour makes him suddenly think he'd not be able to introduce me to his mother? Not that I'm faffed about meeting his mother, after Cait's scary MIL scenario 8O , but still, a girl needs advice if it's possible to go too far, even with a squaddie... :?:
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#8
Regardless of whether you are a troll or not Scraps, am I right in assuming that you will be offering snooker action ?
 
#9
Cutaway said:
Regardless of whether you are a troll or not Scraps, am I right in assuming that you will be offering snooker action ?
wtf is "snooker action" cuts?????????? :?
 
#10
Sorry Cutaway, not entirely up on all terminology :oops: but if 'snooker action' means potting the brown, then no, he just gets the tight pink pocket... I've never been temped by botty-love 8O :roll:

& really, no trolling going on here - been viewing site for months but just not had anything to say :roll:
 
#11
Cutaway said:
Regardless of whether you are a troll or not Scraps, am I right in assuming that you will be offering snooker action ?
He's offering snooker action all right, but he'll be expecting a reach-around! :roll:
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
choosing between an easy pink, and a difficult brown...
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#15

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#17
Moodybitch said:
do you receive aswell as give cuts? I have a cucumber here with your name on it :D
8O
You're not a 7' beer-bellied gasfitter called Cedric are you ?

He's been shuffling round town eyeing up tight cheeked young love-gods like me.



Anyway Moody, a cucumber's no use - even a bloody marrow wouldn't touch the sides.
 
#18
yeah I heard - you slack arsed barsteward!

Marrow it is then, and no i'm not Cedric - but I have given him a length of cucumber up his jacksie - he fcukin loved it
 
#19
Scraps said:
SB - yes, of course HE can have both, but what if this somewhat wanton behaviour makes him suddenly think he'd not be able to introduce me to his mother? Not that I'm faffed about meeting his mother, after Cait's scary MIL scenario 8O , but still, a girl needs advice if it's possible to go too far, even with a squaddie... :?:
As has been said, you can't go further than a squaddie and you've answered the MiL question already.

I take it you'll be wearing webbing, and ready to soothe him back into action during the advert breaks?
 
#20
Yes SB, I'll be wearing webbing of the lacy kind - that request's already been made in more than one letter! 8)

Cutaway, I'm sorry to say I'll not be quite the perfect hostess as I'm really not going for the snooker thing, but he will be getting plenty of my speciality mouth action (he rates it as 9.5 / 10 - he says I've got to have something to aspire to otherwise I'll rest on my laurels :roll: ) so I don't think he'll complain too much. If he does he can go back to making friends with his calloused hand! :twisted: