The Perfect Vagina

#1
Anyone else watch this program last night?

When the surgeon cut that girls labia off I could sort of feel it, my balls seemed to want to retract into my body, if you know what I mean.

Ouch FUCKING OUCH

Anyway, the main point as far as I am concerned is, aren't all fannys perfect, and, I always thought that the vagina was the inside bit, and the outside was called a "Vulva".
 
#3
I don't blame that young bird for having her cnut cut off...... it looked like a full packet of chewed Hubba Bubba.

Good looking snatched are few and far between, I'd encourage more snatch surgery.
 
#4
Achmed said:
All Fanny is Perfect even though need a scrub from time to time........
SCRUB, fucking SCRUB.......... Bit drastic. Gentle wash, followed by gentle towelling dry, then a kiss, perhaps some tongue work then a good hard shagging.

But no scrubbing.
 
#5
minister_doh_nut said:
I don't blame that young bird for having her cnut cut off...... it looked like a full packet of chewed Hubba Bubba.

Good looking snatched are few and far between, I'd encourage more snatch surgery.

Meaning the Snatch is not fit for purpose? But until the Gubmint procures more Mastiffs were stuck with it eh? Oh sorry wrong thread.

Perfect C@nt I'd like to see surgery for Des Brown minus the anaesthetic :twisted:
 
#6
What was the prog called? Might be able to catch it again . . . there is a mystery about fannys and until I have seen every single one I will never know the answer . . . same with tits.
 
#9
feckemall said:
What was the prog called? Might be able to catch it again . . . there is a mystery about fannys and until I have seen every single one I will never know the answer . . . same with tits.
There's a bit of a clue in the title of the thread. :lol:

The program was called, surprisingly enough "The Perfect Vagina", it was on Channel Four last night at 2200hrs, and it is available on "catch-up" viewing. :)
 
#12
feckemall said:
What was the prog called? Might be able to catch it again . . . there is a mystery about fannys and until I have seen every single one I will never know the answer . . . same with tits.
It's funny that, isn't it? No matter how many you see, you always want to look at another one. Fascinating.....and it doesn't wear off as you get older.
 
#14
Sarge_Knows_Best said:
even stranger - 9 months inside trying to get out then rest of life trying to get back in
True, but not back into the same one......... hopefully :)
 
#15
Sarge,

Why dont you just ask your mum? What, you mean you weren't implying that you wanted to have an incestious relationship with your mum. It must be just the way I read it. ;-)
 
#16
Outcast said:
Sarge,

Why dont you just ask your mum? What, you mean you weren't implying that you wanted to have an incestious relationship with your mum. It must be just the way I read it. ;-)
is there something wrong with that then lol
 
#17
#18
Sarge_Knows_Best said:
Outcast said:
Sarge,

Why dont you just ask your mum? What, you mean you weren't implying that you wanted to have an incestious relationship with your mum. It must be just the way I read it. ;-)
is there something wrong with that then lol
You've got to be American...?
 
#20
Hahahaha hillarious, fannies like tits come in all shapes and sizes and all need LOTS of attention, funniest bit was when my OH left the room to check what her's looked like, I told her it was perfect, queue operating SKY+ and then a horizontal jogging session just to re-assure her, poor thing.
Only critisism of the programme was the straying off theme to the subject Hymen repair!!!! totally inappropriate subject and a total waste of time in the 21st century surely, time these Muslims stepped out of the dark ages!!
 

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