The perfect pilot

Discussion in 'Aviation' started by SamCaine, Jan 3, 2007.

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  1. Sorry, I thought this thread was about me....
  2. Brilliant,

    You can almost smell the booze on his breath!
  3. No No No its about me, isn't it?
  4. Mate its called perfect pilot........ not 'Chucked in a ground role for the safety of the public' :D :D
  5. Harsh but ultimatley fair. :D :D
  6. If they named it after you it would be titled 'Ginger tached quiche eating misfit...............with a hump'
  7. I'm sure I've flown with him.....
  8. You'd know if you'd flown with flash, he would have tried to get his hands in your growbag and his tongue in your mouth as you made you short finals call.
  9. The other day I was having a quiet drink with my old friend "Daily Telegraph" and his crossword at Kington Langley, Wilts. About the only other bloke in the bar walked up to me and under the pretext of asking what flavour crisps they had, boldly asserted "I'm an RAF pilot you know."

    I looked him up and down and merely said "Utterly, utterly useless..."

    He wondered off and pretended to be very, very interested in the horse brasses...
  10. Perfect and Pilot in the same sentence.... :D dont make me laugh.
  11. They can put me where they like as long as they keep my bank manager happy!
  12. You'll be on more than him mate, he should be keeping you happy...
  13. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Depends on definition of pilot ... some drive ac very well, some operate them very well ... very few do both :wink: