The Perfect Penis.(starting on More4+1)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Jan 9, 2010.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    No,I'm not turning fruitloop!

  2. I already have a perfect penis
  3. Ive always given prior warning to my abnormal status, 4" is nothing to be ashamed of, nearly a foot long some women like it 4" wide.
  4. Veni Vici Vidi

    Obviouly not in that order, but I rest my case.

  5. Just so you know - the big feet, big c0ck thing is boll0cks. It's actually big ears, big c0ck...
  6. Pardon?
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Is it fuck you jug eared cunt! :D
  8. Shame it's not big nose big cock :oops:
  9. The breakfast is very tempting but will have to say no

    Edit: any chance of just the breakfast?
  10. hahahahaaa :D

    Comedy gold!!!