The Perfect Dentist

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  1. My dentist has thrown the towel in and decided to retire.

    Never mind... she was a bit of a GILF anyway, although tidy, boring as fu​ck. Nevertheless, I've knocked out a few about her in the past.

    Enter the replacement, she got the most enormous fun bags, and today I had a lovely filling, it took about half an hour of me having to turn my head to the right and endure having her left titty smothering my face all the way down and over my eyes. Thank fu​ck for newbies... the other old Doris would have had that done in about 5 mins and no titty smashing.

    I think I'll be going to the dentist more often.

    I'm also thinking she's be better off tying me to the chair, mounting me and fu​cking me to death. She's lovely............ I've not had this much fun since that dirty little ginger minx of a doctor shoved her finger up my back door.