The perfect crime?....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mac_uk, Jul 14, 2013.

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

    I've a bucket of water out the back if any female wants to rob me!
  2. It's not often that justice is served through brutal rape, but in this case it would be have been quite poetic.
  3. Have you seen the woman involved?

  4. Is 'distracted' a euphemism for 'a catatonic state, induced by the sight of her purulent, sweat-spotted blubber bellies'?
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  5. HHH

    HHH LE

    OK, I'm going to need a Large bucket!!
  6. Be easier to move the fucking Atlantic.
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  7. I would...

    you fussy bastards......
  8. You really are a prize fucktard.

    Who the fuck has AOL as their homepage? Wanker.

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  9. The bloke was rather petulantly moaning about how his good nature and sense of decency had made him vulnerable to these awful people.

    It was his perving, voyeuristic intention to get amongst it with some random naked slag in his pool that got him robbed, the fucking liar.
  10. Well at least she trims her gash.
  11. How interesting....

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  12. Unlike Snail and Grey Muffia...

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  13. She wants to cut down on her bedtime yoghurt eating.

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