The perfect bacon butty

At last a decent use of research grants and lab time.

Apparently the answer is N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta.

Now I had always thought the formula was,: tired + shagged out x {[freezing cold] + middle of the night} x (soaking wet) + pissed off = any bacon butty is perfect.

This is of course only valid if an egg banjo is not available.
The bacon's off and there's only sausages left.
I don't think the sausage would ever find the egg yoke.
Dear Chasps and Chaspesses,

You might want to give a thought about bacon butties (or to pork and eating the dead flesh of animals in general) after viewing this vid:

But far be it from me to put youse off, and all!

Which is why pork has to be cooked thoroughly.
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