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The Passion

#1
'The Passion' - New on the box tonight and a clip just shown on BBC Breakfast shows JC's mum breaking free of a couple of Roman Guards and legging it up to JC on the cross, screaming......

Caption Time......

"You barstard! Where's my fcuking easter egg?"


Over to you.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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#3
"Can you see our house from up there?"

"Actually Jim round the corner was your dad we only told you the son of god bullsh1t so no one called ma a slag for having some else's kid"
 
#11
SlimeyToad said:
'The Passion' - New on the box tonight and a clip just shown on BBC Breakfast shows JC's mum breaking free of a couple of Roman Guards and legging it up to JC on the cross, screaming......

Caption Time......

"You barstard! Where's my fcuking easter egg?"


Over to you.
Fcuk. Jeremy Clarkson's mum must be some age if she was alive and kicking when the Romans were knocking about......


bish bash bosh.....I'm leaving.
 
#13
"oh yes, feed the fucking 5000 but can you call your mother? Can you fuck as like! And I only heard about this little 'get-together' from that poof Peter!"
 
#14
"Are you going to be up there all weekend?"

"Hey, mam, loosen up, I got to see where they hid all the eggs"

"........and don't go hiding in that bloody cave again"
 
#18
"Don't worry - 1900 years from now, some nice Germans will get revenge."

"I told you to become a doctor, like that nice David Finklestein down the road, but you never listen to your mother do you, oh no!"

"Here, have this bacon sarnie. Not like you've anything to lose."
 

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