The Passion

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  1. 'The Passion' - New on the box tonight and a clip just shown on BBC Breakfast shows JC's mum breaking free of a couple of Roman Guards and legging it up to JC on the cross, screaming......

    Caption Time......

    "You barstard! Where's my fcuking easter egg?"

    Over to you.
  2. 'Your not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy'
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    "Can you see our house from up there?"

    "Actually Jim round the corner was your dad we only told you the son of god bullsh1t so no one called ma a slag for having some else's kid"
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    "Are you going to hang around here all day?"
  5. "look on the bright side son, the books going to be a bestseller"
  6. "I'm Brian! and so is my wife"
  7. What a way to spend Easter!
  8. "Hands up, all those that want an Easter egg"
  9. One day, all of this will be houses.
  10. "You have absolutely no idea the trouble you've started"
  11. Fcuk. Jeremy Clarkson's mum must be some age if she was alive and kicking when the Romans were knocking about......

    bish bash bosh.....I'm leaving.
  12. JC "Pontious, FFS, I was langered and she said she was 16!!"
  13. "oh yes, feed the fucking 5000 but can you call your mother? Can you fuck as like! And I only heard about this little 'get-together' from that poof Peter!"
  14. "Are you going to be up there all weekend?"

    "Hey, mam, loosen up, I got to see where they hid all the eggs"

    "........and don't go hiding in that bloody cave again"
  15. "Six foot two,eyes are blue,get on that cross you f@ckin jew....has anybody seen JC....."ect ect