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The Panto Cow

Tom and Marge were the "Cow" in the local production of Jack and the Beanstalk at the village hall. After the show, they stayed on and had a few drinks with the other members of the cast before setting off home slightly tipsy, via a short cut across the field. They kept the costume on for a laugh and set off crossing the field, laughing and staggering slightly. Half way across, Marge, the rear end, heard snorting behind them and said. "What's that noise Tom ?" He looked over his shoulder and saw a very large old Bull following, with ears pricked up and a three foot hard on. He said. " Jesus! it's a bloody great rampant Bull." Marge shrieks. "Fuckin' hell! what are we going to do?" Tom said. "I'm gonna eat grass..."You'd better brace yourself."

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