The Painters

#5
Three things

1/ If you had gone down on her first then you would have quickly sussed the inappropriate timing of your dalliance and avoided said blood bath! Your selfishness as a lover was well rewarded! (after reading your edit......how the feck did you not realise!)

2/ perhaps you were so uninspiring she couldn't even get moist and in the end reached for a sachet of mayonnaise to ease things along but in the dark got the ketchup instead!

3/ Perhaps it was a recently transformed transsexual and the stitches had not fully healed. That could prove rather messy!
8O :D
 
#6
starfire said:
Three things

1/ If you had gone down on her first then you would have quickly sussed the inappropriate timing of your dalliance and avoided said blood bath! Your selfishness as a lover was well rewarded! (after reading your edit......how the feck did you not realise!)

2/ perhaps you were so uninspiring she couldn't even get moist and in the end reached for a sachet of mayonnaise to ease things along but in the dark got the ketchup instead!

3/ Perhaps it was a recently transformed transsexual and the stitches had not fully healed. That could prove rather messy!
8O :D
Class.
 
#7
starfire said:
1/ If you had gone down on her first then you would have quickly sussed the inappropriate timing of your dalliance and avoided said blood bath! Your selfishness as a lover was well rewarded! (after reading your edit......how the feck did you not realise!)

2/ perhaps you were so uninspiring she couldn't even get moist and in the end reached for a sachet of mayonnaise to ease things along but in the dark got the ketchup instead!

3/ Perhaps it was a recently transformed transsexual and the stitches had not fully healed. That could prove rather messy!
Shocked Very Happy
I have the same defence for all three points m'lud, loads of booze and being shite'ers.
 
#8
Don't worry mate... everything is treatable... although not everything is curable... Friday the 13th eh....


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