The OP is a shitcunt

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Robbeaus, Jan 19, 2012.

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  1. This seems all wrong,wot with their men in theatre and all that,but. Does anybody think that the bird with the jailhouse tats all over her chesticals wot sings the wife's song whenever you are away etc. is well fit and I have just got find out if her front bottom is simularly adorned?
  2. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Ooh, ooh, I know this one!

    Is it... vanilla?
  3. You utter utter cunt. Does your dad touch you where you wee from, you dribbling Doris? I hope your family die in a series of increasingly hilarious accidents.
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  4. If you want the gen on the sort of bird RAF cunts go for, ask Zen/Blindfire, I turned his birds anus inside out, the dirty cunt....
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  5. whats this shit
  6. Which key setting we using today?
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  7. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    That's why I went with vanilla. You can't go wrong with vanilla.
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  8. I'll have a double of what your on!
    Fish finger butty anyone?
  9. Fuck Off tenfuckingletters
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  10. Sometimes I dont understand your slang but can usually fathom the original intent. But I'm totally fucking confused by this, did a cat walk across the keyboard?
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  11. I have a video of you doing just that!!
  12. Erm, which bit?
  13. All of it, you should have put the mask on before and doused yourself in manfat after, not the other way round!!
  14. A shitcunt, whatever the hell that is..
  15. Sounds like one of PG's words.