the one that got away

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  1. currently writing my autobiography, provisionally titled "21 years before the (stacker) mast, a history of blanket stacking, 1971-92" but wondered if i could reuse "the one that got away" as i seem to be the only writer never to have served in special forces, nor been a member of the general staff. all suggestions welcome....
     
  2. Eh Bye Gum
    "the one that got away"

    Von Werra memory says.
    john
    Not always right but not often wrong.
     
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Correct was on C4 last week
     
  4. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I wanted to call my seminal work "Sabre Squadron" but found that Simon Raven had used the title for his own magnum opus covering his National Service in the 1960s. I found a better title, then found that Cameron Spence (one of THEM) had used "Sabre Squadron" for his tales from the sandpit. Tales From The Sandpit sounds like a great title IMHO, but I never had the pleasure.

    I thought it a bit cheeky since the term is very much cavalry and borrowed by THEM.

    If SF can shamelessly re-use titles, why shouldn't you?
     
  5. I wanted to call my seminal work "Sabre Squadron" but found that Simon Raven had used the title for his own magnum opus covering his National Service in the 1960s. I found a better title, then found that Cameron Spence (one of THEM) had used "Sabre Squadron" for his tales from the sandpit. Tales From The Sandpit sounds like a great title IMHO, but I never had the pleasure.

    I thought it a bit cheeky since the term is very much cavalry and borrowed by THEM.

    If SF can shamelessly re-use titles, why shouldn't you?[/quote]

    have you tried "achtung, panzer!" ?
     
  6. Rather than just borrowing them, why not just alter the titles subtly instead.

    Take my forthcoming memoirs "Immediate Traction" for example.

    Regards
    T_T
     
  7. instant drive? tow now? pull straight away? or am i missing something here....?
     
  8. How about:

    Airport 69
    All the President's Women
    Ally McSqueal
    America's Horniest Home Videos
    American Hair Pie
    ****-ize This
    Analtasia
    Anus and Andy
    Apackolips Now
    As Hard As It Gets
    Ate Men Out
    Bachelorette Party
    Battlestar Orgasmica
    Beat the Cock
    Beaverjuice
    Beaverly Hills Cop
    The Big Sleazy
    The Bitches of Westwick
    Blast from the Pants
    The Blown Ranger
    Boobarella
    Broadcast Nudes
    Buttman and Bobbing
    Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
    Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
    Choke-A-Hontas
    A Clockwork Orgy
    CockTale
    Cumming Holmes
    Crocodile Blondie
    Dances with Foxes
    Dangerous Lesions
    Das Booty
    Debbie Does Deliverance
    Deeper Impacts
    The Deer Humper
    Dick, Tracy?
    Dickman and Throbbing
    Dirty Panting
    Dr. Speckle and Ms. Hyde
    Drilling Miss Daisy
    E3: The Extra-Testicle
    Easy Ride Her
    Edward Penishands
    Endless Lust
    Erectnophobia
    Facial Attraction
    Ferris Bueller's Jack Off
    First Times at Cherry High
    Fists of Fury
    Flashpants
    Flesh Gordon
    The Flintbones
    For Your Thighs Only
    Forrest Hump
    Frankenpenis
    Friday the 69
    Frosty the Blowman
    FudgePac Man
    G*A*S*H
    The gAy Team
    Genital Hospital
    Ghostbangers
    The Girl From S.E.X.
    Gonad the Barbarian
    The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
    Good Will Humping
    Great Sexpectations
    Hannah and Her Blisters
    Hannah Does Her Sisters
    Headtv
    The Hindlick Maneuver
    Honey, I Blew the Kid
    I Know Who You Did Last Summer
    In and Out in Beverly Hills
    Independence Nights
    Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
    Inspect Her Gadget
    Intercourse with a Vampire
    Interview with a Vibrator
    Jennifer Ate
    Jungle Beaver
    Jurassic Pork
    King Dong
    Kinky Business
    L.A. Raw
    The Last **** Hero
    Lawrence of a Labia
    Lethal Weapons
    Little Shop of Whores
    Looking for Mr. Goodsex
    The Lust Boat
    The Lust Bug
    Lust in America
    Lust in Space
    Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
    The Man With the Golden Penis
    Married With Hormones
    Mary Bobbings
    Miami Spice
    A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
    Mousecunt
    Murphy's Brown
    My Bare Lady
    My Three Sluts
    National Pornographic's Animal
    Kingdom
    Navy Squeals
    A Nightmare on Dyke Street
    NYDP Blew
    On Golden Blonde
    Pee-wee Sperming's Big Adventure
    The Pink Lagoon
    Pleasure Island
    PocaHotAss
    Poop Dreams
    Porn on the Fourth of July
    Pornocchio
    Pulp Friction
    The Queer Hunter
    Rambone
    Rambutt
    Robofox
    The Rockford Piles
    The Rocky Porno Video Show
    Romancing the Bone
    Rosemary's Beaver
    Satisfaction Jackson
    Saturday Night Beaver
    Saving Ryan's Privates
    Schindler's Lust
    The Sex Family Robinson
    The Sex Files
    Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous
    The Sexorcist
    Shakespeare in Lust
    The Sheets of San Francisco
    Sinderella
    Single White Nympho
    The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and
    Greg Largeanus
    Snatch Adams
    The Sperminator
    Sperms of Endearment
    Splatman
    Star Whores
    Starship Poopers
    Star Trek: Erection
    Star Trek: The Next Penetration
    Studsky and Snatch
    Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
    Summer of 69ing
    2069, A Space Orgy
    The T & A Team
    Tales from the Dark Hole
    Tango and Gash
    Terms of Endowment
    The Texas Dildo Massacre
    Three Men and a Babe
    Threesomes Company
    To Live and Shave in LA
    Top Buns
    Total Reball
    Turn Her and Hootch
    The Twilight Bone
    Twin Cheeks
    The Wadd Squad
    Waddzilla
    Watersports World
    A Wet Dream on Elm Street
    When Harry Ate Sally
    Where the Boy's Aren't
    White Men Can't Hump
    Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
    Whore of the Worlds
    Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
    Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
    You've Got Male!

    Most of the titles are not taken, except Inspect Her Gadget, as it is the upcoming title of a children's book I am writing.