Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by yanyan, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
    She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

    'What's that?' I asked.It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
    I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.I went back to her place.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'