Day one, lesson one - How to complete your expenses formHave this down the road, have always wondered if the world would be done a small favour if it burst in to flames.
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Day two, lesson two - How to reword someone else's work and not make it look like plaigerism
Day three, lesson three - How to stretch out a story for days
Day four - end of course piss-up
Day five - Graduation day, attendance not compulsory.