The Office

In these harsh economic times, the boss of a small company found that he had to trim his workforce for the firm to stay in business. He worked out that he would have to lose one of his office staff, Jack and Jill, but they were both excellent workers and it was a hard choice to make.

Eventually he decided that the only fair way to choose was to leave it to Fate, and he resolved to fire the first of the two he saw at the water cooler the next week.

So, on Monday morning Jill arrived at work with a dreadful hangover and headed to the water cooler to take some aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "I'm really sorry, Jill, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Jill gulped down her aspirin and replied, "Oh, could you just jack off? I really feel like shit this morning."

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