The offical world cup death toll sweepstake

#1
so its stands at 3 so far.

I'm going to go for 12
5 muggings
3 shot by police
one old school lynching for wodering pissed into soweto
 
#3
18. 10 drive by, 7 Robbery, 1 Bummed to death.
 
#8
Do you honestly think you will ever see a TRUE figure? FFS this is the "rainbow" nation, beloved of all the handwringing liberal "media" who can see no wrong there!
Remember the cover up in the "media" over the armed hold up & robbery of the whole British Lions entourage in their posh Cape Town hotel! Only revealed several years later when a former player was interviewed about his worst tour experience! I cant find the report as it was several years ago, but this is a recent article on other teams & fans being robbed :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...rostitutes-Say-Police/Article/200906415314257
 
#9
475. Mainly choked on stupid little trumpets. They may have rhythm, but they can't carry a tune.
 
#11
I will go for 12 dead and a riot in a shanty town. I am discounting muggings and maimings as these will not truly be recorded.
 
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#13
I'll go for 55 total
20 deaths
15 muggings
20 assorted others (Rape,Bumming, mindless violence etc)
 
#16
uk nationals only unless theres a truly disaster or comedy death options i.e dutch fan attempts to make friends with lion gets eaten.
south africans don't count as they were probably going to die anyway unless killed by rooney
 
#17
cent05zr70 said:
475. Mainly choked on stupid little trumpets. They may have rhythm, but they can't carry a tune.
You could add the 200 or so families of the North Korean team who will disappear when they lose.

4 airbourne plastic chair deaths.

94 burger inhalation fatalities..

12 deaths from boredom watching pundits on th telly.

9 'flag in car window' deaths (mostly motorcyclists).

And will Mandela last until the tournament closes?
 
#20
117.

Seriously.
 

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