The Odyssey of a Malcontent

#1
Hi there i just want to let you know about a new book just out which is a light hearted look of my life growing up, from childhood through to the Para TA and on to being a commercial diver. it should give the boys something to smile about as well as give them a career option to look into when they have finished their forces careers.

thanks for taking the time to look
you can see it on here.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1438952724/?tag=armrumser-20

you get a better description of the book if you go through the american site .com as opposed to .co.uk little glitch they seem to be having!

All the best troops
 
#2
Different people look at different posts just optimising the chances that someone just might like a bit of laughter in their lives!

not a problem if you do not want to buy it each to their own.
 
#3
jpp2008 said:
Different people look at different posts just optimising the chances that someone just might like a bit of laughter in their lives!

not a problem if you do not want to buy it each to their own.
Ignore jarrod. He's gay.
 

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#5
Looks like a sh!t link to me.
 
#6
Had to put this in lads excuse the punt. just released, light hearted look about growing up and in the Para TA then on to commercial diving.
you can get it at authorhouse.co.uk or on amazon.
all the best.
JP
 
#7
Is the book as good as your link?

All I got was;

"Looking for something?
We're sorry. The Web address you entered is not a functioning page on our site - Go to Amazon.com's Home Page"

Or do I need to annoy Amazon 5 times to get a response?
 
#11
jpp2008 said:
Had to put this in lads excuse the punt. just released, light hearted look about growing up and in the Para TA then on to commercial diving.
you can get it at authorhouse.co.uk or on amazon.
all the best.
JP
Just a guess like, but I think you might be a bit pished....
 

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#12
mmmmm - at least we can fnd the fcuking thing now!

I may stick it on my growing reading list.
 
#13
ha ha okay lads point taken i am getting abit carried away with myself, sitting on a boat offshore with fk all better to do than pester you guys.
so please accept my humble apologies for the intrusion, where are you now anyway? i am in india and its 06:38
 
#14
just released, light hearted look about growing up and in the Para TA then on to commercial diving.
Whoopee doo. I think I'd rather read 'Jade Goody. A biography of a thick southern dead pig' to be honest......
 

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#15
I'm in front of my online porn channel (flicking back to arrse), with my coc . . . . NAAFI? Ooops, erm, I'm at home, upstairs, erm, reading ARRSE for enlightenment and moral improvement.
 
#17
jpp2008 said:
ha ha okay lads point taken i am getting abit carried away with myself, sitting on a boat offshore with fk all better to do than pester you guys.
so please accept my humble apologies for the intrusion, where are you now anyway? i am in india and its 06:38
Im deep inside the Calder Valley, pished, sporadically eating cheese on crackers with Encona Hot Pepper Sauce and half heartedly w*nking, and its 02:14........will swap for India.... :D
 
#18
Whoopee doo. I think I'd rather read 'Jade Goody. A biography of a thick southern dead pig' to be honest......[/quote]

could well be a lot more interesting and funnier actually, think i will get the updated version of her demise with the new colour prints of the coffin.
 
#19
jpp2008 said:
could well be a lot more interesting and funnier actually, think i will get the updated version of her demise with the new colour prints of the coffin.
So what makes your book more interesting than the hundreds of 'squaddie stories' currently out there?
 
#20
well it's hardly about squaddie life being in the TA it's only a small part of the book and most of that was sitting in a trench for two weeks in germany in 86 to report on military traffick on the main autobahn during the biggest nato exercise ever! guarding an 81mm mortar? hardly Chris Ryan territroy, its more a book about funny situations and growing up, bullies fighting etc. then on to Commercial diving which i have been doing for 22years.
a little different from hero books... every guy will associate with it because we have all been there.
 

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